...you read the instructions on the Hot Pocket ("let cool for two minutes before you enjoy your sandwich") and think, "They used that language so the consumer can take ownership of their product."
At least, when I mentioned it to my mom, "You need a job," is what she said.
Those two minutes are up, anyway. See ya.
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Actually, I think they used that language so the consumer would know they were supposed to enjoy it. Otherwise, we'd end up with:
*chomp* I hate this Hot Pocket. Grr! *chomp* I don't know why I'm still eating this! *chomp* This is the worst experience of my life! *chomp*
instead of:
*chomp* Wow, I'm really enjoying this. *chomp* Thanks, plastic wrapper! *chomp*
You should look up Jim Gaffigan and hot pockets on youtube. You won't be disappointed.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jFFTwnYXI20
Go there and laugh.
MB: Doubtless. :P
Valerie: Oh man. I know:) I love that one. Have you seen the bottled water one?
No...but the cake one is really good too.
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